I am Igor, a Siberian lizard, enjoying my eternal rest at
the reptilian netherworld. I came here just a week ago and my earthly memories
are fast fading. But the memories of the final few days on earth are still
afresh, and before they fade away, I thought I would narrate it. By the way, I
am quite famous here in the reptile spirit world, and that's due to the fascinating
final trip that I undertook to reach here. Well, read on.
I was born some 15 years ago near the famous city of Baikonur,
in the Republic of Kazakhstan. I lived with my family in a tiny cave along the Syr
Darya river. This last winter was particularly harsh. The river had frozen and
the cold Siberian winds kept howling away day and night. All our usual prey
like flies and wasps and hoppers had long died in the severe cold and we were
perpetually hungry. I guess my family was finding me a burden, because I was
constantly nagged at. That's when I decided to call it quits. Anyway, I had
reached my twilight years, and hence, instead of dying a miserable death due to
hunger, I thought I would go away in style. The famous Cosmodrome of Baikonur,
over the horizon, had always fascinated me, and thus became the inspiration for
my now famous final journey.
I could see the giant Soyuz spaceship standing majestically
over the horizon, getting ready for her space trip -- my trip. From my 15 years
of observation and experience, I knew that lift-off was scheduled in the very
near future. And I just couldn't afford to be late, because spaceships s aren't
launched every other day.
D-Day. I set off early morning without saying any goodbyes.
The Cosmodrome was a good five kilometers away, which would take my tiny legs a
whole day or even more to cover. The cold was unbearable and the ground frozen
with snow and ice, months old. Lack of food for days together ensured that the
journey was slow and weary. Though weary, I was wary of predators like cats and
hawks, who like me, were hungry and were on the lookout for prey.
Well, after a day and night's walk, I finally reached my
destination. The spaceship, which looked graceful from my cave, looked majestic
from close quarters. I was very alert now, because though there was no more
danger from predators, humans were all around and looked quite menacing. After
an eternal game of hide and seek, I reached the base of the spaceship. They
were busy de-icing the craft and from the hustle and bustle I was sure that
lift-off was close at hand. A giant display board confirmed my intuition. It
was displaying the countdown timer and I could see that lift-off was a mere
three hours away. So I was indeed lucky to make it on time.
I scampered up the Launchpad and made my way up, thanking
the Almighty for giving our creed the power of changing colors, thus
hoodwinking the many technicians around. It sure did save my day or rather my
trip. Finally, I crossed across to the spaceship with the help of a restraining
cable. The spaceship was quite warm to the touch, a sure effect of the
de-icing. I climbed up as much as possible, because I didn't want to be on a
booster rocket that would be shed off soon after lift-off. I was anxious to
find some recess of sorts, otherwise I would be blown off seconds after
lift-off. Even Spiderman wouldn't be able to cling on to a rapidly rising
spaceship.
I was mightily lucky to find a tiny recess on the otherwise smooth
and gleaming body of the spaceship. It was after settling in that I realized
the rocket engines were already growling. A quick glance at the giant display
made me realize that I was only 15 minutes away from lift-off! So yet another
close call! My final day on Earth -- it was a clear and sunny day and I was
extremely happy and thrilled. An insignificant and tiny creature, about to
embark on a journey to the outer space. I was extremely proud of myself and
wished that my fellow-beings who ridiculed me day and night could see me.
20-19-18-17...a loud booming voice started the final
countdown. The reptile equivalent of the human adrenaline was surging all over
me and I gripped the surface even more tightly. And then -- 5-4-3-2-1 --
LIFTOFF! The roar of the booster rockets was deafening and cannot be described.
The initial lift-off was slow, as if we were almost reluctant to leave mother
earth. And then we started climbing rapidly. The feeling was exhilarating to
the core. The booster rockets soon fell away and the secondary rockets were
fired up. And then all of a sudden, darkness started settling in. But how could
that be, it was just around 9 in the morning. In my euphoria I had forgotten
the fact that I was a mortal after all and the upper stratosphere was bereft of
oxygen. I twitched my tail around and could make out that I had turned blue due
to lack of oxygen. So it was indeed my final few seconds. I had one last look
below -- a sight which is still plastered in my earthly memories. I could see
the whole earth as a globe now, the oceans sparkling blue. Darkness covered my
eyes soon, but somehow the image of the magnificent earth remained. With a
satisfied sigh I gave up my final breath.